They say it’s a sound that is a treat
The pitter-patter of little feet
But in this case I’m not so sure
For the plague of rats they must endure
With chisel teeth and tiny claws
They will give you reason for a pause
The rats, they chew and they bite
They’ll give you a nasty fright
Why does Mordred draw their ire
What about him do they desire?
Tracy holds the rats at bay
His Kung Fu moves save the day
Though Tracy might become dejected
If he gets “not quite the solution he expected”
Mordred we have come to despise
For wearing “an outrageously disgusting disguise”
And here is something you cannot shirk
“Where there’s smoke, there is work”
Ask yourself this if you may be in doubt
“Where did Jonas go when the lights went out”?
I think you may find it rather droll
To hear of “Pickles down the rat hole”
Will you “run across the pages like some tiny elf”
When you see that “ the electrician exposes himself”
I really fell it deep within my bones
This is a case for Flotsam and Hemlock Stones
Why do we read this when we really oughta
Be listening to “The Tale of the Giant Rats of Sumatra”.
They say it’s a sound that is a treat The pitter-patter of little feet But in this case I’m not so sure For the plague of rats they must endure With chisel teeth and tiny claws They will give you reason for a pause The rats, they chew and they bite They’ll give you a nasty fright Why does Mordred draw their ire What about him do they desire? Tracy holds the rats at bay His Kung Fu moves save the day Though Tracy might become dejected If he gets “not quite the solution he expected” Mordred we have come to despise For wearing “an outrageously disgusting disguise” And here is something you cannot shirk “Where there’s smoke, there is work” Ask yourself this if you may be in doubt “Where did Jonas go when the lights went out”? I think you may find it rather droll To hear of “Pickles down the rat hole” Will you “run across the pages like some tiny elf” When you see that “ the electrician exposes himself” I really fell it deep within my bones This is a case for Flotsam and Hemlock Stones Why do we read this when we really oughta Be listening to “The Tale of the Giant Rats of Sumatra”.