The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for July 15, 2009

Pre-math? Patty’s boyfriend is very stalwart in sticking with Patty even though he’s met her mom and dad.

I don’t know what’s worse: Patty’s boyfriend not running for the hills or that those two reproduced!

Ain’t nobody going to tell me two negatives make a positive.

“DO NOT OPEN DOOR EXCEPT WHEN NOT IN CASE OF EMERGENCY”

[Mad Magazine]

I occasionally use the non-word unthaw.

I don’t never not avoid the unexpected.

cleokaya said, about 1 hour ago

I occasionally use the non-word unthaw.

i also use the word unloosen myself is that close ?

Shakespeare used double negatives a lot

But if the oposite of thaw is freeze, then if they’re supposed to “unthaw” wouldn’t you need to put them back IN the freezer :)

The professor said that two negatives can make a positive, but two positives can never make a negative. — A voice from the back of the room said “Yea, right.”

I think this line of thought is somewhere along the lines of “Two wrongs don’t make a right” Three wrongs do.

@ Shikamoo Hi there. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.