The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for August 22, 2011

Found it. I see that ’Summer’s Eve Cologne’ is back…

Hello to all my fellow Crustwoodians.

I honed my elbows on a razor strop, so everyone better be on their best behavior, especially you, Ray_C.

Just look at the cheery smile on Joy’s face. If she SGs everything, what does this mean for the TP? Sorry I asked. Ouch, Jeez Louise, Marg, that hurt!

Mornin’ all.

Burl knows he can offer his hanky with perfect impunity — no germs can gain a toehold.

He probably also wears his Scotchguarded briefs for a week.

I think they must also drink some sort of internal Scotchguard.

It protects their egos, lets nothing stick to their brains, and coats their thick skins.

That’s why everything slides off them, leaving them unscathed and empty-headed.

I wondered for a moment whether the Find_It was meant to be Munch’s “Scream”, till today’s heart motto answered the question.

It’s the perfect reaction to an encounter with them.

In fact I bet Patty has a poster of it on the wall of her apartment.

@GymShoe — I answered you yesterday :)

Hope you’re still here!

And Mikie, ain’t that “yaller dog”? Didn’t know you voted 80+ years ago.

I’m sorta glad they’re left to their own devices, sorta like “People of Walmart, at home”

If the walls can’t scream, I’ll do it for them.

Those notes by the phone kill me every time!

Marlene is having a reaction to the Scotch Bright………….. Burl’s hanky will make it worse……… Next step.? Call "Poisen 911 "………..

Thanks Marg — and GymShoe, glad you stayed.

Gosh, even I didn’t vote 80 years ago, tho’ I remember voting for Eisenhower. I love that the saying on heart is related to the “find it” even tho’ I wish Julie would drop that item.