If everyone voted like Joy, I’d be the emperor of Earth (and possibly this arm of the galaxy). (Okay, truthfully, I probably couldn’t get elected dog catcher; but Emperor of Earth does have a nice ring to it. Maybe plastic surgery and a toupee…)
I mean, hey, I’m the only commenter on this strip who uses semicolons; and that should count for something.
If everyone voted like Joy, I’d be the emperor of Earth (and possibly this arm of the galaxy). (Okay, truthfully, I probably couldn’t get elected dog catcher; but Emperor of Earth does have a nice ring to it. Maybe plastic surgery and a toupee…)
I mean, hey, I’m the only commenter on this strip who uses semicolons; and that should count for something.