The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for January 06, 2012

He needs to apply some to his mouth.

Good Morning Marg, Mikie2,RayC, Susan, David, Gym Shoe,and all the Crustwoodians

LMAO, Buster Highman! Can’t wait for the next name you come up with!

Jer, might be right. An adjust in the tighty whiteys might be just what Burl needs.

Oh EWWWWWWW, I just found the skivvies.

Jerry ought to know, he alternates between the Speedo-type thongs and going commando. And this Crack Creme; just where are you to apply it? It is something Jerry recommended after excessive wearing of thongs? Or just unwashed (read: rinsed) ones?Good morning to all, it’s good to know you are all here.Here’s a true story. We got an emali tonight from our HOA saying that one of our neighbors had a skunk crawl into the house through the cooktop downdraft exhaust vent and die in the fan there. Evidently the grill/flapper valve on the outside had fallen off. Eeeechhh!

@ Buster Highman — Maybe Burl should use some Boudreaux’s Butt Paste. And, yeah, prolly work better if he applied it to his yammering gob.

@ Margueritem — Your reaction to the location of the skivvies was mine EXACTLY!

Good morning all!

Ewwww…… I will not not NOT eat anything at the Pennys ever. Not ever.

Of course, I made that vow long before today.

And I henceforth vow never to use the word “crack” in a sentence that contains either “Burl” or “Jerry.”

In fact I refuse to contemplate the existence of such a sentence anywhere….

and you can’t make me!

Hey, does Timmy have a sister?? I’ve never heard of one. What cellar do they keep her in?

I do remember a younger brother. ….you don’t suppose…. nah.

Pssst…. Listen, Buster…. I suppose you think you can squeak that one by me?

I may be getting up there but I’m not that rusty.

Buster, very good, very good indeed.

Oh, Lord, I just got it… snerk! I almost decorated my monitor with a spray of Earl Grey!

But Timmy a “C” grandson? I would think he’d do better than that in Crustwood. And I was also wondering about the girl, however in olden days boys did not have hair cut when young (I have photos of my father where he would have been mistaken for a girl; he was the youngest of 6 kids).

How does Jerry know what kind of underwear Burl wears?

Hmm, the skvivies look more like a pull-up to me.

I asked if Burl wore tighty whities or boxers and they said……..

Depends.

Yuck Yellow skvivies and chips.

Ya’ll are some nasty.I thought that was the skivvies on the wall.Now you’re telling me they’re in the potato chip bowl.BRB………….going to vomit.

Commando? Underwear is for people that don’t bathe and/or wear clean clothes. Ick.

Of course, that fits, here. Heh.

Get some windex GymShoe

I’m sorry, but I find it really hard to believe that Julie would put skivvies in a bowl of potato chips. That’s more like Piranha Club than Dinette Set .It could’ve been an Antimacassar behind Jerry’s head. A little less icky, but still funny (to me at least).

This still does not explain the fifth person in the picture, perhaps D&M’s son?

Marlene and Dale Shemp’s Web Page

Maybe he doesn’t wear any….

I found the “find-it” and wondered what it was. I join in the chorus of “EWWs.”No offense Buster, but my alter-ego Bart Simpson has been using those name jokes on Moe for years. My favorite is Hugh Jass, who actually was in the bar one night and took Bart’s phone call. Then, of course, there’s Amanda Huginkiss.(Imagine Moe paging the bar: “I need Amanda Huginkiss!”) In my youth we joked about books by such-named authors. My favorite that I can submit with minimal fear of censorship is “Under The Grandstand” by Seymour Butz.

Anyone for dip?Not to worry, it’s been rinsed.

WAY TMI today. Back this morning I thought “how silly that the find it is right below the word” and the bowl was so pumped up that I thought they have something carmelized (Fiddlefaddle?) that would give that appearance. It was only after reading an “eew” that I took a 2nd look and originally declined to comment. I’m still wondering about the family portait and will be watching for better definition!

What’s SKIVVIES?

skivvies=underwear (but I think you may be kidding, unless you are from another country.