The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 16, 2012

So stupid!!

Good Morning Everyone

Timmy needs to get the hell out of dodge before he becomes one of them.

Howdy Crustwoodians. Here in the Left Coast from the Smoky Mtn.s and dropped in early.For Burl the best card trick would be to let him pick a card, ask him what it is, and when he answers correcty, give him a prize.Wait. Never mind.

That is the worst card trick I ever saw…. Besides…..BURL is already at least one card…. short of a full deck….. ! Morning All….! ! ! ?

It should not be difficult to guess the card, since the decks in Crustwood contain only jokers and old maids.

How’s about some other great Crustwood sleight-of-hand tricks and illusions? Like Joy’s ability to pit a VW into her purse, or Burl’s ability to eat literally ANYTHING . Or Jerry’s imitation of a stud. Great performances all. And let’s not forget Jerry’;s Lepetomane imitation. Some say he’s even more capable.

Good Morning All!

I stayed awake all the way to Crustwood!That Burl… whatta card!!Hahaha! Pretending not to know he was supposed to… wait… this is Burl…. never mind. Love the picture on the wall… Dale looking up, nobody facing the camera.

The person on the far right (Timmy’s mom?) is half cut off… and where is the elusive Tad? Do they keep him in the basement?Thanks for looking out for me yesterday, GymShoe.And Dazz too.

And I don’t think there’s a full deck in all of Crustwood.

Marg — now there’s a project I could get “behind!”

Leaky, or should I say Ron?…. I wish I could wear those shoes. Do you think it would help “business”?

BTW, when you got “oiled” the other night, you must have stopped squeaking.

Jmcx4 — yeah, that’s probably beyond Burl’s reach.

And Mikie — Jerry has the power and the distance, but not the musical ability.

Marg and Susan…………..just make sure you both are wearing stilettos and have a riding crop…………….then a good time can be had by all.

Leaky — be careful what you ask for…;)

Are we supposed to remember the punchline?

What? What? What?

Leftover Halloween Jolly Ranchers in the candy dish?

Good Morning all you Crustwoodians! @Susan, that’s for pointing out the photo; my eyes are still sleepy as I just got up and answered one email and one FB message. I did, however, notice the T with the famous quote from Chance the Gardener, and recipes using Ginkgo? I don’t believe there are any.@Finale, I thought that was just popcorn.

That depends Burl. Did Dale show you the front of the card or the back? Or can you even tell the difference?

Morning Crustwoodians!

Actually Burl, it is better if you don’t memorize your card. Now he can amaze you even more by, not only finding your card, but also telling you which one you picked. Wow, even you didn’t know, how did he do that?

Thanks (not thats). See, I was sleepy. Going to go fix breakfast.

They’re a few cards short of a full deck. Well someone had to say it.

GymShoe! This is a new side of you! (um… the backside?) LOL!

Susan, I think Crustwood may be having a bad infuence on her.

Dazz! If you mean GymShoe… he’s not a “her”! Otherwise I’m not sure who you mean…

Cos Marg is a bad influence on Crustwood …. and on poor innocent me.

(…and I have a couple of bridges to sell.)

Meanwhile… I stopped by to say it’s back to my ex- MIL’s this weekend… so once again there’s a chance I won’t have computer access, or only a bit.

I usually don’t go so often, but it’s the birthday season… plus I’ve had a request to make everybody corned beef and cabbage tomorrow.

You’re all invited!(Wait till they find out.)And don’t breathe a word of it to any Pennys or Shemps!

Bustier, fishnets, stilettos and a riding crop

Elizabeth……………..its the big one!!

So do you, Leaky. I am just sending her an email with addresses to link to some of the places I’ve bought stuff that she liked.