The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for March 07, 2013

Oh dear Lord, if I ever needed Brain Bleach, it’s NOW! Susan! Marg! I need you to DOUBLE my monthly order! Thanks for the extra two gallons yesterday, it’s all that’s keeping me sane at the moment!

Marg!Not two whole gallons!We must always try to be good examples to our customers.

Sigh…. I guess those 5 days in the “spa” didn’t totally help…

Burl looks like he wants to get to his stash of Brain Bleach.. and pronto!

MissJuneBug… thank you for your order yesterday…I’ll add a gallon of green tea flavor liquid to your regular monthly order as soon as it passes all our rigorous testing and is released.The target date is April 1st. I hope that will be satisfactory… if you’d like an extra gallon of a current flavor with your March order, just let us know.

The apricot flavor chew will be available later this month, but is part of the listed assortment… all five flavors are represented in each pouch.

They’re soft and chewy, unsuitable for pez dispensers…. but delicious!

The tablets are more of a pez-like texture, but are small, and are packaged on push-through cards.

They are already available in raspberry, mint, citrus blend, chicken and the new wintergreen flavors.

Perhaps we should consider producing them in a Pez size… or create our own fun dispensers! Many thanks to the people of Crustwood for being such good customers!

Oh…. and btcg… LOL

Ma, don’t you know by now that you need to check the supply as soon as you go in there?

Never saw this room before… must be the rec room downstairs.Can’t find the eye….. ? ? ? Moving on…. will return later….! ! !

The class of that family knows no bounds…

Visions aside, isn’t anyone going to tell Joy to get off her lazy fat can and go help Ma?

At least this is a single panel today. If it were Sunday the next image could tear the fabric of the Universe!.@Marg; Don’t Bogart that drink my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And if the industrial strength paper towels that Burl has liberated from the U-Stor-It aren’t enough, there’s some 100 grit sandpaper out in the garage.

Anything for you, Ma.

When I was a kid and asked my mom for more toilet paper, she would say, “use a kleenex!” Maybe that’s what they need. I think I need to re-up my supply of brain bleach too. :-(

I hope she goes for the paper towels and stuffs the toilet full for Burl to deal with. Hopefully theu are the quicker picker upper to dry out the toilet faster than it will flush.

MA…. just use BURL’s wash cloth…….. ! ? !

Why is the bathroom door open?

Heaven forbid they bestir their butts from the Barcaloungers to help anyone! Susan/Marg please preorder 6 cartons of assorted chews for me. I’m expecting a lot of company this spring and the chews have a strange calming effect. Quite pleasant actually!

Oh lord, I hope the ‘find it" isn’t in the bathroom, no way am I going in there.

Nasty

My second comment disappeared!

As I recall, I said “Way to go, Joy!” Imagine…. winning both Daughter and Hostess of the Year, in one swell foop!

I also thanked Julie, for helping me and Marg get rich. Cos the idea of seeing Ma try to make it to the hall closet or the kitchen would send everybody running for the Brain Bleach.

(BTW … all orders above duly noted…. thanks!)

And I can’t find the eye either.

At least we are not likely to see the Pennys even if they happen to go there when we do. My lover likes that place (and assumed that I would, as a reenactor);

I don’t know SCA folks in Middle Kingdom (his area) and have no idea of their schedules so have not taken him to that yet. He does not want to travel more than a day’s drive unless he takes a real vaca, because he can always do a quick service call while I do other things around the house.

Thanks Susan, I’ll take a box of wintergreen chews to last until the new flavors are available. Thanks for increasing my order. Used nearly all my stash because of today’s strip.

Maybe it’s the pick the size towels.. Ma only use one sheet. Maybe ma has a roll in her purse and needs another one, always have extras you know