I wouldn’t be seen in public with Verla either. One look and everyone knows everything they need to know about their relationship; who gets what and why. I’m glad they have each other. It’s the pinnacle of each’s expectations.Pitiful.
Oh, right…. I mean, where did someone buy those lamps originally, before donating them to the the Goodwill Store, where the people down the block from the Penny’s bought them, before selling them to Joy for 50 cents at their garage sale.
And Mikey… sadder still is that Verl is only secretly the pinnacle of Jerry’s expectations….
Posing and preening for the guys, but so self-unaware that he thinks he’s this close to dating a supermodel… if he would just go out and pursue one….he strings Verl along because at least she’ll have him…. and maybe…. just maybe…she’s all he can be sure of.
Verl, meanwhile, is grateful that such a nice-looking man pays her any attention….a man who could date supermodels…so she puts up with him being a cheap jerk, and not very secretly slipping every waitress his phone number.
Guys like Jerry: My lover had one around back when he once tried expanding his business. He got a storefront which I helped him funish with some furniture that a former employer of mine was disposing of, bought 3 trucks instead of his regular one, and hired some other guys to run service AND a “Jerry” to handle paperwork and do phone sales. He was a little younger than we were, horribly out of shape and …well, basicly useless; but naturally he thought he was God’s gift ;-P and often asking us for advice on how to find Ms Right.
Only problem was – the woman he was looking for would not even give him a passing glance. Poor Verl!
Oh sorry, dropped off for a minute, They say there is someone for everyone and these two losers at least have each other, sorta, kinda, oh heck I’m just going to chew some coconut BB chews and think of England.
mikie2 over 11 years ago
I wouldn’t be seen in public with Verla either. One look and everyone knows everything they need to know about their relationship; who gets what and why. I’m glad they have each other. It’s the pinnacle of each’s expectations.Pitiful.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Where did they buy those lamps?
The Yosemite National Park Gift Shop?
Oh, right…. I mean, where did someone buy those lamps originally, before donating them to the the Goodwill Store, where the people down the block from the Penny’s bought them, before selling them to Joy for 50 cents at their garage sale.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Jerry doesn’t have enough money to ruin a bare-acquaintance-ship, much less a “relation- ship."
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
And Mikey… sadder still is that Verl is only secretly the pinnacle of Jerry’s expectations….
Posing and preening for the guys, but so self-unaware that he thinks he’s this close to dating a supermodel… if he would just go out and pursue one….he strings Verl along because at least she’ll have him…. and maybe…. just maybe…she’s all he can be sure of.
Verl, meanwhile, is grateful that such a nice-looking man pays her any attention….a man who could date supermodels…so she puts up with him being a cheap jerk, and not very secretly slipping every waitress his phone number.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
Guys like Jerry: My lover had one around back when he once tried expanding his business. He got a storefront which I helped him funish with some furniture that a former employer of mine was disposing of, bought 3 trucks instead of his regular one, and hired some other guys to run service AND a “Jerry” to handle paperwork and do phone sales. He was a little younger than we were, horribly out of shape and …well, basicly useless; but naturally he thought he was God’s gift ;-P and often asking us for advice on how to find Ms Right.
Only problem was – the woman he was looking for would not even give him a passing glance. Poor Verl!
david.reichert over 11 years ago
Where is the TV??
elvy over 11 years ago
These old eyes can’t find the ‘find it’ today. Can anyone help?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 11 years ago
A date with Jerry is so…..um……er….zzzzzzzzz
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh sorry, dropped off for a minute, They say there is someone for everyone and these two losers at least have each other, sorta, kinda, oh heck I’m just going to chew some coconut BB chews and think of England.
mountaingreenery. over 11 years ago
Their feet look tiny in comparison to the rest of their bodies. To match their brains, hearts, and probably some other part of Jerry’s anatomy.
rgmoo over 11 years ago
Buttom part of Jerry’s hair above the sideburn ,, I see the find it