The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for August 10, 2013

I cannot stand these people.

Good Morning Marg, Susan, Mikie, et al

Rather a backhanded compliment, I’d say…Good morning, Mr. 712!

Compliment? Good heavens, I’d hate to see an insult!

A soiled chair……….yuckkkkkkk

Good Morning Poiple

Just one of her many alternatives to regular bathing.

And That dear friends, is the Rest of the Story….masking what/which odor, I wonder?

I can just hear Burl walking into the room and saying, “Do I smell poop? My M-I-L frequently soils herself and it smells just like that.”

And he left the door open too! Gak….My MIL wore so much perfume (in place of bathing, I think) that we finally told her if she was going to ride in the car with us, she had to stop with the perfume.

Look at Burl! Slightly leaning backwards, his wrists forward.. he’s poised to begin a unique walking gait unseen in decades.

Turn on, tune in, drop trou’!

Give me a break right here!

I hate it when the things that people use (whether on them or by them cologne, smoking etc.) proceed them into a room, and/or linger when they have gone. Any odor that lasts longer than the presence of something IS excessive!

It’s a wonder BURl can smell anything as he steps out of the “potty”…… Especially if he used his industrial strength air freshener…Remember that’s the one he bought a case of before the EPA banned it because it caused brain damage…! ! !

Where are they – down in the rumpus room??

Good Morning, …. er…. Afternoon….. Leaky and everybody…..

Sorry, I got delayed en route to Crustwood.

Burl’s shirt wanders perilously close to TMI…..I’m going to have a small Brain Bleach and cola (especially good with the cherry M&S SSU BB) so I don’t think about any of its possible implications.

Stop by if you’d like one.

fma…. as ever, on another planet.

The mouse sure lives in a little hole-in-the-wall place…. probably all it can afford on a Dinette Set salary.

Mice do a lot better at Disney…. but there are never a lot of openings.

Susan, Mouse made his hole in the best place of the room (near the dirtiest chair=most food).

Somehow I don’t think that can be Burl’s seat (even tho’ I see no other and he seems headed there) because it is NOT facing the telly.