Actually, the store only puts one name on those name tags just because of you, Burl…
Well, you and your ilk…. if you have an ilk…. most ilks wouldn’t come near you….
One name so you have a harder time reporting hapless clerks to corporate….
One name so you can’t look them up and harass them on the phone….
And when I say “one name” I mean every tag says “Tad.”
No, not all the real tags…. just the special ones they keep in a little box by the register, so they can hide the real ones and all be “Tad” when certain customers walk in,
Actually, the store only puts one name on those name tags just because of you, Burl…
Well, you and your ilk…. if you have an ilk…. most ilks wouldn’t come near you….
One name so you have a harder time reporting hapless clerks to corporate….
One name so you can’t look them up and harass them on the phone….
And when I say “one name” I mean every tag says “Tad.”
No, not all the real tags…. just the special ones they keep in a little box by the register, so they can hide the real ones and all be “Tad” when certain customers walk in,