We were so close with the “waterproof” dryer. So close. .Focus groups they’ve been in:.Odor Beaters (Odor Eater knock off) – They reported they worked well. (They didn’t work. Sulfuric acid and a wire brush couldn’t touch their foot funk.).Ore-Hos (sugar lard sandwiched between chocolate-like cakes) – They reported they were tasty and not at all filling. (Three fried chickens couldn’t fill one of them. They were just hoping for more cakes.) .BO-5 Body Wash – They liked the fragrance. It reminded them of the many deodorizers arrayed around their bathroom. (Kind of explains why they always smell vaguely like a Porta-Potty that’s a day beyond the scheduled pick-up.).Vagisil – The only established product they ever reviewed. She said she itched slightly less. Dale said the fragrance produced a slight improvement. (She didn’t, and he was lying.)
We were so close with the “waterproof” dryer. So close. .Focus groups they’ve been in:.Odor Beaters (Odor Eater knock off) – They reported they worked well. (They didn’t work. Sulfuric acid and a wire brush couldn’t touch their foot funk.).Ore-Hos (sugar lard sandwiched between chocolate-like cakes) – They reported they were tasty and not at all filling. (Three fried chickens couldn’t fill one of them. They were just hoping for more cakes.) .BO-5 Body Wash – They liked the fragrance. It reminded them of the many deodorizers arrayed around their bathroom. (Kind of explains why they always smell vaguely like a Porta-Potty that’s a day beyond the scheduled pick-up.).Vagisil – The only established product they ever reviewed. She said she itched slightly less. Dale said the fragrance produced a slight improvement. (She didn’t, and he was lying.)