Yeah, and all that heavy thinking, too. The extra weight isn’t because of today’s lunch, it’s about yesterday’s lunch, and dinner and snack and breakfast and snack and lunch….Can you imagine the biological odors in that car? Ugh!
Actually, it’s bottoming out because they left the park road 100 yards back. I mean, if the City didn’t intend for folks to be able to drive right to the grassy picnic area, why would they have left room to ease a car between those posts. A park is for relaxing, and it’s not relaxing when you have to walk. Besides, Jerry’s 12-hour deodorant gave out thirty minutes ago, and, considering the ride back, requiring him to exert himself is now unthinkable, although there’s an excellent chance that other emanations from within the car will cover most of it, once the dollar store sandwich meat gets to working with the 3-pound bag of Funyons and bean dip. Plus, there’s whatever Dale will step in.
…“his rear end bottoming out”……..HA!! When I read THAT, at first I thought the consumption of said food was ex post facto!! ALL those rear ends are bottomed out already anyway from the constant train of Ding-Dongs, Ho-Ho’s & such at home!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Yeah, all that intelligence is weighing them down back there.
mikie2 almost 10 years ago
Yeah, and all that heavy thinking, too. The extra weight isn’t because of today’s lunch, it’s about yesterday’s lunch, and dinner and snack and breakfast and snack and lunch….Can you imagine the biological odors in that car? Ugh!
loveslife almost 10 years ago
Yea put Timmy in the front and Jerry in the back. He’s the lighter of the three.
How much food did they bring anyway? It takes a lot of weight to make the car “bottom out” like that.
It isn’t that bad though, the front wheels are still on the ground.
I wonder how far they drove with sparks flying out the rear anyway?
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Actually, it’s bottoming out because they left the park road 100 yards back. I mean, if the City didn’t intend for folks to be able to drive right to the grassy picnic area, why would they have left room to ease a car between those posts. A park is for relaxing, and it’s not relaxing when you have to walk. Besides, Jerry’s 12-hour deodorant gave out thirty minutes ago, and, considering the ride back, requiring him to exert himself is now unthinkable, although there’s an excellent chance that other emanations from within the car will cover most of it, once the dollar store sandwich meat gets to working with the 3-pound bag of Funyons and bean dip. Plus, there’s whatever Dale will step in.
Jeff0811 almost 10 years ago
The name of the car should be Dodge Intelligence. Dodge Exertion has a nice ring to it though.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 10 years ago
…“his rear end bottoming out”……..HA!! When I read THAT, at first I thought the consumption of said food was ex post facto!! ALL those rear ends are bottomed out already anyway from the constant train of Ding-Dongs, Ho-Ho’s & such at home!
shamest Premium Member almost 10 years ago
problem 5 fat people with too much food in the trunk and the owner of the car too cheap to replace the shocks. Hence car bottoms out
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Now using both meanings of “junk in the trunk.”