The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for February 25, 2016

Verla elicits an icy stare from Jerry,

Again, it’s all about Burl, what she was supposed to do for HIM. Grrrrr! I know some self-centered gits like that, and I could cheerfully stick their heads in the loo and hold ’em down ’til the bubbles stop!

Every year for thirty years, on our anniversity, while I shake my wife’s hand I remind her I declared my deepest esteem the day we wed and if anything changes I’ll let her know.

You could likely feed a small village with the crumbs she can shake out of her wedding dress. .(Of course, though, she’ll eat them first.)

Yea rah Burl… ! ! !

There’s a list? Uh oh.