Hey, sorry, but I’d ask for a balloon.
A balloon costs the restaurant a couple of cents…. and everybody needs a balloon.
That’s not even a minor blip on the Penny Bad-Behavior Radar,
compared to their loud gobbling, stealing cutlery,
trying to order Patty a dinner off the children’s menu…..
and when that fails, trying to get one comped by “finding” something in the sauce.
PLUS eventually stiffing the waiter.
Not to mention Joy’s purse full of dinner rolls.
Hey, sorry, but I’d ask for a balloon.
A balloon costs the restaurant a couple of cents…. and everybody needs a balloon.
That’s not even a minor blip on the Penny Bad-Behavior Radar,
compared to their loud gobbling, stealing cutlery,
trying to order Patty a dinner off the children’s menu…..
and when that fails, trying to get one comped by “finding” something in the sauce.
PLUS eventually stiffing the waiter.
Not to mention Joy’s purse full of dinner rolls.