The only thing poor Timmy will be left with is years of therapy and the constant feeling of inadequacy, sadness, and anger for the rest of his life. Give Timmy that star in the “find it”. The least we can do.
Grandpa will sucker into the spiel of that noted celebrity prostitute, Tom Selleck, who promotes reverse mortgages he knows he will never be tempted use. Since Grampa will never pay a nickel on the interest and only got the paltry loan value of his shack in the first place, the house will go poof when his grandparents have to go to the home, and Timmy’s inheritance won’t stock a decent garage sale. His only satisfaction will be his diligent search for the most urine-soaked nursing home he can find to sweeten Dales final years. It will have to be on Medicaid, because with all the help Dale will provide, his own college loans will become his legacy for another generation of Crustwood losers.
Of course there is Dales investment portfolio, the Franklin Mint commemorative coins, the rare and valuable comic books with only one torn page, that Beanie Baby he snatched away from Timmy’s mother because it was “collectible,” the Hummel figures, the Shoeless Joe Jackson signed (with a Sharpie) baseball he scored off that guy in the aisles of the sports memorabilia show, and that old piano Dales mother left him and told him to never sell because it was so valuable.
And the biggest clue… that even Burl knows what’s up.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The only thing poor Timmy will be left with is years of therapy and the constant feeling of inadequacy, sadness, and anger for the rest of his life. Give Timmy that star in the “find it”. The least we can do.
donnagant622 almost 4 years ago
Found it!
Shirl Summ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Oh goody, goody, goody. :(
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
Timmy’s future is guaranteed, maybe.
InTraining Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Did you notice 007 over the door…?
moeric9 almost 4 years ago
One day, all this will be yours. This brings out the Monty Python in me “What, the curtains?”
Binky almost 4 years ago
Found it…(^?^)
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Wow, two smart things out of Burt’s mouth in a single month, amazing.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Grandpa will sucker into the spiel of that noted celebrity prostitute, Tom Selleck, who promotes reverse mortgages he knows he will never be tempted use. Since Grampa will never pay a nickel on the interest and only got the paltry loan value of his shack in the first place, the house will go poof when his grandparents have to go to the home, and Timmy’s inheritance won’t stock a decent garage sale. His only satisfaction will be his diligent search for the most urine-soaked nursing home he can find to sweeten Dales final years. It will have to be on Medicaid, because with all the help Dale will provide, his own college loans will become his legacy for another generation of Crustwood losers.
Of course there is Dales investment portfolio, the Franklin Mint commemorative coins, the rare and valuable comic books with only one torn page, that Beanie Baby he snatched away from Timmy’s mother because it was “collectible,” the Hummel figures, the Shoeless Joe Jackson signed (with a Sharpie) baseball he scored off that guy in the aisles of the sports memorabilia show, and that old piano Dales mother left him and told him to never sell because it was so valuable.
And the biggest clue… that even Burl knows what’s up.
paranormal almost 4 years ago
Don’t worry Timmy. The city will probably bull doze the house before you take possession of the property.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Dale must really be shaken and not stirred. Timmy has parents and a brother.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Gee Whiz…………