Well, sir. That becomes a metaphysical problem. The steps do indeed lead upward. But judging by your fine physique, there’s a better than even chance climbing them will kill you. And whether that will ultimately take you up or down has been the subject of theological, para psychological and epistemological study for centuries. All in all, I’d take the elevator. But one at a time. There’s a weight limit.
Just to mess with their tiny brains even more I would have responded with, “Well, they go down to the 10th floor then up to the 2nd floor, but you can’t get to the 5th floor from it, you’ll need to use Staircase #8 to get up to the 5th floor. Floors 7-8 are accessible by this staircase, but you’ll need to get there from the 10th floor – the first one I told you about. Okay?”
Pickled Pete about 3 years ago
MUST SEE: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6AtQiaMeCk
Billys mom2022 about 3 years ago
They will be there all day trying to get out.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well, sir. That becomes a metaphysical problem. The steps do indeed lead upward. But judging by your fine physique, there’s a better than even chance climbing them will kill you. And whether that will ultimately take you up or down has been the subject of theological, para psychological and epistemological study for centuries. All in all, I’d take the elevator. But one at a time. There’s a weight limit.
david.reichert about 3 years ago
I see a logic in Burl’s question. Remember the movie “Up the Down Staircase”?
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
Police man: Depends which way you are going…up or down?
Ken Norris Premium Member about 3 years ago
Yes
paranormal about 3 years ago
Burl, are you an idiot or a genius???
InTraining about 3 years ago
Green Blouse with Orange Flowers again…!
InTraining about 3 years ago
Say “HI” to the eye…!
slbolfing about 3 years ago
Wouldn’t want to go “Up the Down Staircase!”
MissScarlet Premium Member about 3 years ago
Yes.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 3 years ago
Just to mess with their tiny brains even more I would have responded with, “Well, they go down to the 10th floor then up to the 2nd floor, but you can’t get to the 5th floor from it, you’ll need to use Staircase #8 to get up to the 5th floor. Floors 7-8 are accessible by this staircase, but you’ll need to get there from the 10th floor – the first one I told you about. Okay?”
BlitzMcD about 3 years ago
Tell him, “They go sideways”. He’d probably believe it, anyway.