The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 21, 2022

Joy’s pits already smell like low tide on a hot afternoon.

Burl’s taste, and sense of smell, are something to behold!

Regarding her shirt…, Turnabout is fair play.

Tit for Tat.Clever

Burl likes “Septic” exen better…!

my cologne is still old spice, with a hint of ben gay

The tide has turned.

Someone told me I smelled like a man should. Soap. – Nuf said.

+1 on the Tide smell. Original scent please.

I use unscented detergent and dryer sheets. But I do like the smell of clothes from a gas dryer. They don’t smell the same from electric. My dryer is very old, and I will be replacing it with electric, sad to say. My stove is electric already. I prefer gas, but I also want my grandchildren to have as good a life on this earth as possible.

The little brown bag has turned blue…

She smells like the sewers of Rangoon!

….and rinsed the bra in plain tap water from the sink……….

Hmmmm….Jer oughta be there……the young lady behind the counter is rather fetching, yes? And Jer, y’know, a real Adonis!……..

It’s just that Burl noticed she had actually washed her clothes. Who knew?

Mmm… the smell of toxic chemical synthetic fragrances!

Our neighbor uses tide and we have to stay inside when she does laundry; the whole block stinks! You can smell her freshly washed clothes for a mile when she wears them. We have to stand upwind so we don’t gag.

We don’t walk down the laundry aisle in stores; we hold our breath and RUN!