The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for November 04, 2022

Don’t think those organs get harvested?

Oh, go for broke! Donate your entire body to the anatomy board. Hubby has a fairly rare genetic condition and is hoping his donation will help somebody else down the line. I donated mine because it’s the only way I could get a man interested in my body at my age.

“Uhh, can we have your liver?”

Men and wen organs are the same

The ‘Find-It" today is a bell… if you can’t find it, you get the no bell prize…!

…she probably thinks they mean, like, a Hammond B3 or even that rancid Emenee “polychord electric piano organ” that many a kid’s parents got suckered into buying for some Xmas past……..

Some lucky recipient can get fatty liver without the bother of eating poorly for years. Or can get fatty anything, for that matter.

I’m surprised Burl didn’t say, “No thanks. We only have a piano.”…

Looks like Joy has already donated her eyes.

They have nothing usable. They might, however, end up in a gross anatomy class where some poor student will drop out of medical school and cry for years.

I am not donating my body to science. I am donating my body to the English department. I never liked my literature teacher. I can only imagine the look on her face when she opens the box!