The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 20, 2023

Or on their behinds………

Only a half recipe of onion dip? Now that’s just wrong! You need to make double!

well Verl, there’s still a Ho Ho, a cup cake, and 3 cookies left if that help…!

Actually those aren’t zits, it’s crumbs from her hoho. Just wipe it off. Unless it’s from yesterday .

Rosacea.

Her pores are clogged with stray frosting and chocolate filling.

Now that’s a Burl classic line!

Verl is pasted the bloom of life

With the amount of sugar they ingest, zits should be the least of their worries.

Thanks Burl, for teaching me something I didn’t know about women.

perhaps the non-stop intake of Ho -ho’s ’n Ding – dongs is a factor?

Good thing they have the post-it note by the phone with 911 written on it…cuz that’s a tough one to remember. (good thing I’ve never had to call it, cuz all my phones only have the digit 9…no eleven on mine…)