The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for November 28, 2023

You can have 2, harmless

Actually it’s the bananas. Besides they take up room that more ice cream could fill.

You can tell it’s working by looking at them.

Burl and Jerry were sent to the next booth over because they went bananas…!

Alert Weight Watchers stat!

I expect they asked for extra strawberry and caramel, to fill in for the missing chocolate sauce.

Back when frozen yogurt was popular, I ran into a situation just like this with two similar ladies. One woman had never had it and they were both gushing about how good it was and low fat. I glanced at their table and of course it was covered in M&M’s, Reece’s and other candy.

And those three mounds of ice cream have hardly any calories at all!!! That’s why bulimiacs like them so much…

………THIS revelation (Hark!! Do I hear trumpets and violins in the distance?) from two people who wolf down whole boxes of Ho-hos and Ding dongs at a go……..

That groaning sound is just the booth trying to contain two behemoths at once. And since they had two-for-one coupons and both used them, it will take the Jaws of Life to get them out.

Man…I haven’t had a bonafide banana split in decades! (and maybe that explains why my body doesn’t look like the folks in this strip! …no offense intended, ladies!)

The whole banana split is fattening not just the chocolate sauce