• If I like it, it’s mine.• If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.• If I can take it from you, it’s mine.• If I want it later, it’s mine.• If I want it now, it’s mine.• If I chew it up into pieces, they’re all mine.• If you want it, it’s mine.• If I saw it first, it’s mine.• If I ever had it, it’s mine.
Dog Rules of Ownership
• If I like it, it’s mine.• If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.• If I can take it from you, it’s mine.• If I want it later, it’s mine.• If I want it now, it’s mine.• If I chew it up into pieces, they’re all mine.• If you want it, it’s mine.• If I saw it first, it’s mine.• If I ever had it, it’s mine.
• If it’s broken, it’s yours!