Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for June 26, 2020

“Doth mother know you wear-eth her drapes?”

The dog Shakespeare has emerged!

Someone has been listening to “Bard Core”…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtgFMqrABbY&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR1OWoA-Zr3U5tRmWdb1dLQljoaG8KwEhafYMKz37NDrj4OWDHohN8q1-Rw

Shall I fetcheth thy own sticketh, Fathereth? Ist thith the farthereth thou canst throweth?

I say nay sister! Thou speak with the tongue of fools!

Sophie and Annie are so adorable!

I don’t remember the word “chucketh” in “Class” class.

Let Hercules himself do what he may,

The cats will mew, and dog will have her day.

Well, it worketh!

Adorable running face

Still working on “bringeth it back” with the new pup.

Then you should know that the use of “chucketh” ruins the effect. ;)

Forsooth, vartlet…

“‘Fetch’ is never going to happen”…Rachel McAdams…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pubd-spHN-0

Doesn’t work unless you understand how the suffixes work. Reserve “-st” for the second person and “-th” for the third.

Dost understand the conjugation of verbs in Early Modern English, or beest thou bedazzled? S’truth