Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for July 14, 2023

“There goes the neighborhood. Start looking for sacrifices.”

Looks like something out of Lovecraft.

Are you quite sure about that? I personally knew two cats who became “mean drunks” on catnip! So when we treated our Furry Overlords to fresh catnip from our garden, those two were sequestered in a safe place until the antics had stopped, the drugged sleepies had commenced & the leafy remains cleaned up.

I always wondered where they came from!

Cthulhu?

Don’t get this one.

Try dog food.

Looks like an Abilisk from Guardians. It likes Anulax batteries. No spoiler alert but will mention we find out something interesting about them in GOTG-3. Was very disappointed in the threequel.

Really? 68 pounds of catnip was the best they could come up with as a counter? Let’s not forget these are the same kitties that were working at building a working Death Star in the basement once, after all.

So why DIDN’T they move?

Ah, before you go could you please close the portal, we don’t want its friends to show up too.

The cats should have read the InkHeart series to understand the dangers of bringing stories to life.

Maybe they should have used the 68 pounds of catnip on themselves.