Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for November 15, 2023

“Speaking from experience. After that, he’ll set you outside and you get to play out there for a few days until he cools down.”

Or, he’ll fall to the floor. Then you can climb all over him.

memories – tennis ball spiked in doubles – at me – can’t move fast enough – coach leaning over me – trying to comfort me? NOPE – “well there goes the family” was all he said. He was also the biology teacher. go figure.

I doubt Doug can jump.

Not good mentoring him on how to debilitate Dad.

Caught the neighbor kid, age about 5 or 6, sitting on a stump and hacking on it between his legs with a hatchet. Was gonna lose the family jewels before he knew what he was missing.

But not affectionately.

Good dog advice, Sophie. : )

Not necessarily, Sophie! But you’ll definitely get his attention.

My buddy’s son used to run up and headbutt me in the crotch when I wasn’t looking. I’m pretty sure my dear old friend put him up to it the first time. After the kid got a reaction, he tried to make a regular event.