Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for November 29, 2022

Will’s artistic license is about as warped as Calvin’s imagination.

Nightmare before Christmas?

SUDDENLY I have a Krampus

As O’Claus leaves the grave, O’Claus summons his pack of nine skeleton dogs pulling a casket towards the sky. O’Claus calling them by name, now Norman Bates, now Leather face, now Freddy Krueger, now Jason Voorhees, on It, on Chucky, on Carrie White, on Jack Torrance. With Michael Myers leading the teams through the foggy night as evil spills across the land. No more visions of sugarcanes dancing in their mind, …….yip yip yip yip yip

Somehow I can’t believe this isn’t already a movie.

LOL! TOO funny!

Let the shopping begin!

Hopefully congress will stop the railroad unions from going on strike!

Isn’t that the openning scene to the new movie Violent Night ?

Santa rises from the Pumpkin Patch 3 days after Halloween, or is it Jesus I get my fairy tales mixed up

Bit late.. I think the seal was broken just after halloween.

Kenny’s right: It’s not Santa but MARIAH!

Reminds me of the “I Don’t Know What Christmas Is (But Christmas Time Is Here)” song from “The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97NLboCjdbs

And here’s the Kevin Bacon song “Here It Is Christmastime”, from the same show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J2MgMQh7uc

Don’t forget to leave milk and brains out for Santa.

Definitely stretching that license……

YIKES. Not the book I’d read to my grandsons……

Well there was Bad Santa, now there’s Zombie Santa.

That explains the mare before Christmas night. Start him anew with Beginnings and Early Stories of History and Legends.