Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 19, 1971
Transcript:
Bernie: Thanks for the sandwich, my sweet. Didi: Uh-huh. Bernie: An egg salad sandwich! Isn't Didi something, Michael? Mike: Well, yes, Bernie, she certainly seems to be... Bernie: You know, Mike, she might make me the perfect little wife. She's smart, beautiful, charming. As a matter of fact, she's only got one flaw. Mike: What's that? Bernie: She's only seven.
Uhhhhh…What?!