Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 13, 1973
Transcript:
Man: Holy Moses, will you look at all those insipid faces?! The things I have to do to keep my university running! Good afternoon, fellow alumni. It is a pleasure to address this wonderfully diverse group! There are many kinds of alumni present - tall ones, short ones - but you do share one thing in common! Money. A deep respect for the future of higher education!
Sadly, making higher education available also takes large amounts of money.