Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 30, 1973
Transcript:
Man: Zonker Harris? Zonker: Yeah. You must be my attorney. Man: I've been trying to reach you all week. Where have you been? Zonker: Home. I only just checked in today. Man: The trial's tomorrow, Harris. We've got precious little time to prepare a case. Zonker: So how's it look, counselor? Do I stand any chance at all? Man: Nah. Zonker: Swell.