Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 25, 1973
Transcript:
Alice: Bonker, I wanna tell you a strange, true story. Once there was a pretty little girl with satin bows in her hair and dreams in her heart... but one day she grew up and found that life was not the happiness she had thought it. It was filled with despair and 35 years of hard, lonely work. And... Bonker? ... Bonker? Zonker: Yes, Alice? Alice: Bonker, that little girl was me! Zonker: I guessed, Alice.