Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 05, 1973

Transcript:

B.D.: Okay, so you all won't lose your new playbooks, everyone write his name and address on the cover. Voices: Hey, got a pen. I forgot mine... I forgot where I live. At your frat... B.D., we don't have to put in our middle names, do we? Hey! Zonk's real name is "Walden"! Zonker: That's my address, silly! Man: See, I just hate my middle name... Zonker: Time's up! Hand in your books!