Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 07, 1974
Transcript:
Zonker: Nichole, this here is Roland Burton Hedley, Jr.! He's writing a student story for a popular newsweekly! Nichole: Welcome to Walden, Roland. Roland: Thank you, Nichole. I like your digs, they're real nice! Nichole: Thanks. We like them. Zonker: Roland's a tough, cynical reporter, so don't try to put anything over on him - it's simply useless to pretend that there's not a lot of casual sex and drugs out here. Roland: There is?! Zonker: Oh, me and my big mouth!
Don’t play with your food, Zonker.