Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 19, 1974

Transcript:

B.D.: Okay, listen - the rest of this deal is some sort of questionnaire we gotta fill out - it's called the "male athlete attitudes and dispositions survey. 1. Should women be allowed to play football? If so, when?" Man: B.D., may I handle that one? B.D.: Go ahead, Willy. Man: B.D., it is my opinion that women should not be allowed to play football until such time as it can be reliably determined that Hell has frozen over. B.D.: Good answer. Man: After that, it's fine with me!