Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 22, 1975

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Man: Wait'll you see her in that dress, Frank! She'll be the prettiest volcano virgin on the island! Frank: Well, I hope it doesn't need any alterations - her sacrifice is on Friday! Girl: Ta-da! Frank: My Lord! You call that a dress!? You can see right through it!! Girl: Oh, Daddy! For Pete's sake! I'll be wearing a body stocking under it! Frank: NO WAY! Man: Frank, you're showing your age! Transparent vestments are all the rage now! Frank: But it's... it's... SACRILEGIOUS!! Man: Heey... Frankie... c'mon, trust me!