Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 01, 1976
Transcript:
Man: What have you got there, Sammy? Slave: The Bill of Rights, boss! Nate suggested I read it before I take off... Man: Well, Sammy, there's only one right in there that really pertains to you... Slave: Nate says I've got the right of freedom of speech now! Man: Uh-huh. As long as you're out of earshot. Slave: I really can't believe this! Imagine me having any rights at all! Man: Here it is! "Right to trial by jury..." Slave: Boss, it's not going to be like that.