Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 01, 1977
Transcript:
Duke: Anyway, Wenner won't even return my calls, so I guess a job at "Rolling Stone" is out... Zonker: Amazing! After all you've been through, you'd think he'd at least lend a hand! Duke: Nope, he needs them both for social climbing. And yours truly is not exactly "A" list anymore. But who cares? I got other plans! Zonker: Oh yeah? Like what? Duke: A fantastic business opportunity! Something I've been toying with for years! Zonker: Not the training center for attack dogs? Duke: No, no, better! Remember that little massage parlor I had my eye on? Zonker: The one with the bowling lanes?