Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 02, 1977
Transcript:
Duke: I dunno, nephew, maybe what I need is a resume! Zonker: Uncle Duke, what you really need is a good tan! You may scoff, but I'm here to tell you that if you're wearing a good tan, all your problems become like snow in the noon day sun! Duke: I don't get it. Why are you so sold on rays? Zonker: The mystique, mostly. There's very little in this world that's as profound as a deep, rich tan! Duke: Why can't you get interested in baseball or drugs like other boys your age? Zonker: Duke, I won't apologize for caring about my personal appearance!