Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 29, 1977
Transcript:
Woman: Good morning! New York "Daily News," promotion department. Voice: Yes, hello. I'm about to kill someone, and I'd like to talk to somebody about coverage... Woman: Yes, sir, would this be an isolated crime of passion, or will you be making a habit of it? Voice: Uh... I don't know... I'm not sure... I mean, I don't know my long-range plans yet... Woman: I'm sorry, sir, but we have to know what sort of story yours is. Voice: Mine is a story of hopelessness and shattered dreams in the city they call New York. Woman: Fine. That would be Mr. Breslin. Please hold.