Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 30, 1977
Transcript:
Duke: Good Lord! What happened to this place? Somebody must have broken in and picked it up! Hey, Brenner! Duke here! I just got home, and the place looks a lot better! Thanks for coming over and cleaning up! Zeke: My pleasure, Duke. I left the bill in the front hall. Duke: Must have blown away. How'd you like all my china souvenirs? Zeke: Amazing stuff, Duke. Looks like you made off with half their national treasures! Duke: It's all black market. I went shopping on my last day in Peking. My best find was the 16th Century jade dagger! I had to part with three pairs of Levis to lay my hands on that sucker! Zeke: How'd you ever get a thing like that through Chinese customs, Duke? Duke: I just put it in the diplomatic pouch! Right along with the Ming vases! Zeke: How about the peacock? Duke: Stashed her in my duffle bag. Thanks for feeding her, by the way.