Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 18, 1978
Transcript:
Man: May I have your attention, please? Through an unfortunate set of circumstances, our speaker tonight, former ambassador Duke, has been delayed! If you'll all just bear with us, I'm sure Mr> Duke will be arriving here just as soon as he is able! Zonker: Okay, how many fingers? Duke: Nine.
Agreed; I sooooooo wish he would overdose or end up in jail!