Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 19, 1978
Transcript:
Boy: Sir, I understand you're developing a new sports medicine program... Duke: That's right, Riley. The way I see it, the Redskins deserve the best. When a player goes out onto that field, I believe he has every right to expect chemical parity with the opposing team! Boy: Wow... what a responsibility! Duke: You better believe it. Boy: What can I do to help, boss? Duke: Well, I suppose you could stand lookout.