Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 01, 1978
Transcript:
Man: Anything else, Miss. Boopsie: Um... what are those pieces of white satin? Man: They're souvenir swatches, honey! Cut from one of Elvis' personal stage scarves! Boopsie: Could I see one? Man: A great buy! At five bucks, you won't find a better deal anywhere in Memphis! Boopsie: What are those little spots? Man: Those, miss, are Elvis' personal sweat stains! Boopsie: Oh, gross! Can they be dry cleaned out?