Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 12, 1978
Transcript:
Duke: Riley said you wanted to see me, Joe.. Man: Yeah, Duke, Eddie here just got himself speared in the rib cage. Duke: Breaks of the game, son... Man: The doctor's caught in traffic. Jack says you're a licensed physician. Duke: More like a therapist, really... Man: Whatever. Do you think you could give the kid something to kill the pain the rest of the game? Duke: Sure. Does he have to be upright? Man: Ideally.