Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 29, 1978
Transcript:
Duke: And despite my heated protestations, Eddie has crawled from his hospital bed to join me in outraged denial of this alleged piece of reporting! This article represents the shoddiest kind of journalism! Names, dates, places are all inaccurate! Even dosages are distorted and taken totally out of context! As Eddie vigorously confirms, the "controlled substances" I gave him in last Sunday's game were nothing more than common aspirin tablets! Right, Eddie? Man: Mmphh... Duke: Now, I hope we've heard the last of this silly episode!