Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 02, 1978

Transcript:

Zonker: So there you are with the front-runners! Man: Right. Shorter is to my right, Rodgers to my left. I decide to make my move! With a sudden burst of speed, I break from the pack! As I enter Central Park, I am alone, victory now all but certain! Zonker: Wow! Man: It's the next to last mile. I am drained but elated. I believe I am going to win. Suddenly, I hear footsteps! I look back! Zonker: No, Miles! Never look back! Man: Too late! I run into a lamp post!