Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 04, 1978

Transcript:

Zonker: Miles, tell us, what do you say to those critics who claim that joggers are insufferably pious, that they affet an air of superiority? Man: I'm not sure I understand. Zonker: Well, for example, we've been talking 20 minutes, and you have yet to make eye contact with me. Man: There's been no need to. Jogging promotes peripheral vision. Zonker: It does? Man: How else could I possibly know that you have tan, chiseled features and a casual but sublime wardrobe? Zonker: Incredible! He's right! And this isn't staged, folks! Man: Quite right. I've never seen this man before in my life.