Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 31, 1978

Transcript:

Zonker: And now... back to.. the natural sound... "I wanna kiss you all ovah!"... well, Miles, we certainly want to thank you for breaking training to be here as our guest on "Profiles on Parade". Man: Well, it was my pleasure, Mr. Harris. One of the supreme joys of my life has been to travel this great land of ours, turning people on to the sweet pain of jogging! Everywhere I go, people beg me to tell them what it's like! My answer is always the same! "Lace up those highway shoes and check it out for yourself!" Zonker: Wait a minute... you encourage everyone to jog? Man: You bet I do! And may I just say, Mr. Harris, that goes for you, too! Zonker: Me? Jog? You mean, I could jog? Man: Well, of course you could! All you have to do is put your mind to it! Zonker: But I thought you had to be a lawyer. Man: Well, you do. But they never check.