Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 14, 1979

Transcript:

Mark: Zzzz.... Yeah? Voice: Excuse me, but the record's over. Mark: And now it's time for the mellow traffic report, brought to you by Linda Ronstadt signature model roller skates! Mark: Bob? Bob Hallohan? Can you hear me? Voice: Indeed I can. And it's a great day for going with the flow here in Gotham! The east-bound traffic in Central Park today is mostly roller skaters, although the left lane is now open to ten-speeds... over on the West Side, the jogger traffic is a little congested. But mostly because of the heavy participation in today's Bloomingdale's 20km open... we're also getting reports of a good number of free-style disco skaters in the Sheep's Meadow area. Also, almost all the city's cocaine concessions appear to be operating today. Mark: So what's the forecast, Bob? Voice: I'd say mellow to hot. Better pack that extra bottle of Perrier.