Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 10, 1979

Transcript:

Zonker: Some great theatre going on outside, Michael. The bouncer's are very convincing! Mike: I know. How'd you get in? Zonker: Well, I... hey! I thought you were coming as Steve Rubell! Mike: No, I switched to his moral equivalent - famed fiance Steven Weed. Man: Hey, Mike! Elton John is outside. Should I let him in? Mike: Are you kidding? He hasn't had a hit in years! Rough him up! Man: Right. Zonker: So what do you hear from Tania? Mike: I don't want to talk about it.