Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 21, 1980
Transcript:
Mark: I don't believe this. They've sent me eight cases of vodka for tonight. Zonker: I thought you'd sworn off of reunion duty, Marcus. Mark: I don't have any choice. Dad's imposed a spending ceiling on my education this year. Zonker: That's an outrage! How could he do that to you? Mark: Well, for one thing, a year here now costs $8,000. Zonker: It doesn't have to. Just cut out the extras, man. Why, I'm only paying $3,400! Mark: Uh-huh. What sort of extras are we talking about, Zonk? Zonker: Well, like tuition. I find that I can make do without classes.