Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 23, 1980
Transcript:
Zonker: Mike, if anyone calls, I'll be out behind the barn working on my slice and tan. Mike: Okay. Which tan did you decide to shoot for? Zonker: I settled on a number called "Freeway Bold." Sonny Bono sported it during his upset win at the '79 Cheryl Tiegs Desert Classic. The literature describes it as "a flashy tropical tan, a pre-cancerous glow favored by the pros." Mike: Sounds promising. Zonker: You bet it does. Take a look at these color schemes. Mike: Hmm... not bad but don't they always touch them up in the brochure?